The Best Shopkeeper Pick-Up Lines
"Let me help you to spend your money!"
"I love you! Will you marry me?"
"Can I have your pictures?"
"Hey Mami! How many chickens for your daughters? I pay any price!"
"Lady, you dropped something!" "No, I didn't!" "Please take my heart!"
"Texas?!? BANG BANG! KAPOW!!! You want to order??? BANG BANG!!!"
"You are from Seattle? I am from Chicago! My name is Simon, Simon Bond. 007, Bond. Come you into my shop?"
"Hello! I am talking to you! Why are you walking away? I am here!!!"
"Where are you from? France? Australia? Italy? Canada? Holland? Germany?"
"Buy one, get ME Free!!!!"
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