Saturday, February 28, 2009

Eat Monkeys! Have a Good Life!

The Best Shopkeeper Pick-Up Lines

"Let me help you to spend your money!"

"I love you! Will you marry me?"

"Can I have your pictures?"

"Hey Mami! How many chickens for your daughters? I pay any price!"

"Lady, you dropped something!" "No, I didn't!" "Please take my heart!"

"Texas?!? BANG BANG! KAPOW!!! You want to order??? BANG BANG!!!"

"You are from Seattle? I am from Chicago! My name is Simon, Simon Bond. 007, Bond. Come you into my shop?"

"Hello! I am talking to you! Why are you walking away? I am here!!!"

"Where are you from? France? Australia? Italy? Canada? Holland? Germany?"

"Buy one, get ME Free!!!!"

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